Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What country has the most fish?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?