Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
At the local second-hand store.
Which relative loves rice?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?