Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish.
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?