Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What building always gets stains on it?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why are cars magic?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?