Why is golf harder than baseball?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
How long will dinner be?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
A book just fell on my head.