Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
When is Dad's bedtime?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
How do you arrest a pig?