What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
How do you send a message in the forest?