Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What color are all the books in the library?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
How was the wedding?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?