Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What goes up when the rain comes down?