Why did the puppy struggle in school?
He was boneheaded.
What do you call a small mom?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What animal has the most fun?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?