Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What animal loves Indian food?
What kind of books do boats write?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?