What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?