How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What game do bats excel at?
Why did the frog starve?
Why are goats so funny?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?