Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why is a doctor always calm?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?