What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Me-ow.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why do rhinos charge?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What's the opposite of irony?
What do fish use for glasses?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?