What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Me-ow.
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why do rhinos charge?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Where was Noah born?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?