Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Where do stars go to college?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
I'm not a bad putter.
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?