Where do stars go to college?
Universe-ity.
How can you farm during the winter?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why is summer always sad?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?