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Where do kittens go to school?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
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How do cats make a birthday cake?
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What animal floats best?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
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What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?