How do you raise a baby elephant?
With a forklift truck.
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What fish only swims at night?