What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What day do hands always go to church?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What kind of computers do horses use?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What animal likes to party the most?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What vegetables make the best music?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What musical instrument is the best typist?