What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
A Ford Siesta.
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
How does a penguin build its house?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What cartoon character loves insects?