What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
A Ford Siesta.
Why are winter days great?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What do cows like to dance to?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What animal loves Indian food?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?