What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
The museum curator needed a break.
Which subject has two parts?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What's the holiest insect?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.