What did the robot want for Christmas?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why don't ants get sick?
What is the biggest ant in the world?