What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why do cows wear bells?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?