Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What sport requires no movement at all?