Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
They always hog the remote.
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What's the scariest letter?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What's the laziest vegetable?