Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
They always hog the remote.
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What do fairies always drink?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?