What's the laziest vegetable?
A couch potato.
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What is a cow's dream job?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Where does water do all its banking?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
It's Crowded!
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?