What's the laziest vegetable?
A couch potato.
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What's the slowest 5k?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What does a dog say before eating?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?