What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Just put it on my bill.
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Where do polar bears vote?
Can February March?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Which relative loves rice?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?