Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
They don't have the right koalafications.
What farm animal is best at karate?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?