What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?