Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why did spring break up with winter?
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How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What did the sick chicken say?