What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why was the math book sad?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Where do hamsters come from?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Two silkworms got in a fight.