What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
A corn dog!
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
How do frogs get to work?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?