What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
A corn dog!
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?