Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
A cari-boo!
When do mice play every day?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why do mice need oiling?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What are you studying in math?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What's a henway?
I used to be addicted to not showering.