Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What's the friendliest pen?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What are the smartest highways in the world?