What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Where does water do all its banking?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why are stones so good at music?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why did the coach go to the bank?