What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
When is a baseball player like a thief?