Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What siblings are always sad?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
How did the vampire start his letter?