Why is a computer so smart?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
How do you make a bandstand?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What do cows say when you milk them?
