Which computer won the talent show?
A Dell.
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?