Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why was the bud so shy?
What season begins with a thud?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What do you call a pig thief?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?