What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What's the politest month?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?