How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Terrier-fied.
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What's a forklift?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?