How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
There aren't any pupils to see.
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What game does a rabbit always win?
How do fireflies start a race?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What did the sick chicken say?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What did autumn say to summer?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?