How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
There aren't any pupils to see.
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What did summer say to spring?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?