What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
A flying sorcerer.
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
How do frogs get to work?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Which insect is the smartest?
How do automobiles fly?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
How do you make a cow float?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?