What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?