Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why don't ants get sick?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
How do you organize a space party?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?