What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Can you ear me?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why is the beach so confident?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
How does a witch play loud music?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?