How do you get a country girl to like you?
A tractor.
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What bird is losing its hair?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?