Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?