Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What do ducks have for lunch?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What does a dog say before eating?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?