What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Quizno's®.
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why was the spider so smart?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
How long will dinner be?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
A book just fell on my head.
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?