What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Quizno's®.
What instrument did the door play in the band?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?