What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Quizno's®.
What sport are eggs the best at?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What is the color of the wind?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?