Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
He was supposed to be civil.
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
How does a barber get to work?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
How do you wash a lamb?