Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
He was supposed to be civil.
That bird won't stop squawking.
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?