Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
He was supposed to be civil.
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What is the smallest lion?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What tea do footballers drink?