Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why do mice need oiling?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What type of flower grows up too fast?