How do you take a pig to the hospital?
By hambulance.
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What kind of books do boats write?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What is the wealthiest fish?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?