How do you take a pig to the hospital?
By hambulance.
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What do you call a snowman's dog?