What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Chocolate chip cookie DOH!
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What do insects learn at school?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?