Which hot drink loves golf?
Tea.
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Which bug is related to you?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?