Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What is the definition of Robin?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?