Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
He refused to be spoken to in that tone.
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do insects learn at school?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What do you call a small mom?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?