Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?