Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Because her students were so bright.
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What did summer say to spring?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?