Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Because her students were so bright.
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?