Why did the baby cookie cry?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do you call a Zen egg?