What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?