What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
A road hog.
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why do mice need oiling?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What school subject really rocks?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?