What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
A road hog.
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why was the fish so smart?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?